“I took my dad to the mall the other day to get him some new shoes (he’s 92). We decided to stop at the food court for a quick snack. I noticed he kept watching ..
a teenager next to us with spiked hair in all sorts of colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring, and the teenager kept catching him in the act.Finally, the teen had enough and asked, “What’s the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”Trying not to laugh, I braced myself for my dad’s response. Without missing a beat, he replied, ‘I did something once that was so wild, I’ve been wondering ever since if I’d end up with a kid like you!’”
